we might be going to see the boston ballet’s production of swan lake for my 18th!!! I’m super excited!!!!!
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
pureblood parselmouth hufflepuff from an all slytherin family with a pet corn snake that tells them bad puns that they translate for their gryffindor friends before divination
fiercely ambitious slytherin that threw themself into community service and charity work as soon as they could because they want to change the world, damn it
artistically talented ravenclaw who is absolutely terrible at potions at spells but keeps a journal of photorealistic sketches of students and teachers under their bed
hogwarts students who defy the expectations and designations of their houses
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"